Friday, November 16, 2007

:: dA Q & A ::

Q. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A. A Fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito

Q. What is the Plural of Baby?
A. Twins

Q. What flies but never moves?
A. Flag

Q. If u say something i'm gone
A. Silence

Q. 100 men tied with one belt ,what isit ?
A. broom.

Q. Who can raise things whithout lifting them?
A. farmer

Q. What is tougher than fitting an elephant in a car???
A. Fitting a pregnant elephant

Q. What is tougher than fitting a pregnant elephant in a car???
A. Making the elephant pregnant in the car

Q. Why are there fences around cemeteries ?
A. Because people are dying to get in!

Q. What did 2 walls say to one another?
A. Lets meet in a corner.

Q. What goes up but never comes down?
A. Age

Q. How will u confuse a sardar?
A. ask him t find a corner in a circle.

Q. And how will the sardar confuse u?
A. He will find the one.

Q. Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
A. Fallen Leaves.

Q. I'm not really more than holes tied to more holes. I'm strong as good steel, though not as stiff as a pole. What am I?
A. Steel chain

Q. What is thin,long and white in colour
A. White thread

Q. What is thin,long and black in colour
A. Shadow of the white thread

Q. What will a cow give when it earthquakes?
A. Milk shake

Q. Peter was out walking one day. He met his father-in-law's only daughter's mother-in-law. What did Peter call her?
A. Mom

Q. I never ask questions but I get lots of answers. What am I?
A. DoorBell

Q. The maker doesn't want it, the buyer never uses it and the user never sees it.
A. The Coffin

Q. The more you take the more you leave behind.
A. Footsteps

Q. What is the plural of Man?
A. Men

Q. You look at me, I look at you. You raise your right, I raise myleft. What am I?
A. Mirror

Q.What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
A. Dam!

Q. What kind of animal, walks on four legs, then two, and finally three.
A. MAN (crawls, walks, and walks with acane).

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