wHen woman says~~

1. Fine :
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes :
If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing :
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4 . Go Ahead :
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it :
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

~~Personality Test~~

sedang aku mengexplore, click sana-click sini.. maka terjumpalah satu personality test ini..
di bawah ini ialah result saye.. macam sikit betol lar.. uhuk~

Get to know yourself better

Your view on yourself:

You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education

You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

The right job for you:

You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

Bacaan Untuk Mereka Yang Mengalami Masalah ++++++ HeaDaCHE ++++++

What do you do when you have a headache this big?
Before reaching for a pill that dulls the pain without addressing the problem, look to the cause.
The causes of headaches are many, but the root cause can almost always be traced back to lifestyle.
Read on to find out how to stop a headache in its tracks!

Common Causes of Headaches
Something in your life is creating an adverse environment that causes a headache.
For instance, most people are familiar with the occasional headache that comes from a cold, staying up too late, or drinking too much.
Other common culprits include sinus problems, muscle tension,eyestrain, stress, jaw clenching, a virus, allergies, poor eating habits, and a muscle injury in the neck and back.
Some women may experience headaches due to a hormonal imbalance.

The Food Factor
What we eat on a regular basis affects the energy flow in our body.
Proper eating habits can help maintain a good flow of energy and blood to the head, preventing headaches.
Eat frequent smaller meals and choose wholesome foods, with no preservatives, additives, or artificial compounds.

For headache relief, eat more:

• whole grains,
• fiber-rich foods,
• green leafy vegetables,
• parsley,
• chrysanthemum flowers,
• mint,
• green tea,
• onions,
• ginger,
• pearl barley,
• carrots,
• prunes,
• buckwheat ,
• peach kernels,
• and almonds.

Stay away from:

• alcohol,
• chocolate,
• MSG,
• nitrates,
• sulfites,
• sugar,
• salt,
• caffeine,
• and oily, greasy, or fried foods.

Consider that caffeine, because it affects your blood vessels, can provide instant relief from a migraine headache .
But be cautioned that regular use will make you dependent, meaning when you don't have it, the withdrawal will give you a painful headache!
Do not eat late at night, while on the run, or under stress.
Spicy, stimulating foods, and heavy starchy foods should also be avoided.

Remedies for Relief
Here are some remedies and suggestions to help you tame the pain:

• • Make fresh carrot juice. Drink a glass of carrot juice every 4 hours until your headache subsides.
• • Prepare a compress. Put 5 drops of lavender essential oil in 1 cup of warm water. Soak a towel in the water and then wring it dry. Place it on your forehead and/or upper neck as a compress during a headache.
• • Try making this herbal tea: Boil 2 tablespoons each of chrysanthemum flowers, cassia seeds, and mint in 4 cups of water for 15 minutes. Drink 3 cups a day until the headache subsides . These herbs will help clear the sinuses and reduce head pressure. Other herbs that may prevent or temporarily relieve headaches include fever few, peppermint, wintergreen,chamomile, and passionflower.
• • Regularly stretch your neck and back muscles and pay attention to proper posture and ergonomic positioning during work and play to avoid tension headaches .
• • Nip your headache in the bud before it starts with a gentle walk. Taking a walk in fresh air will help stimulate blood flow and increase the flow of oxygen to the head. So when you feel a headache coming on, step outdoors and go for a 10-minute walk, breathing deeply and vigorously.
• • Headaches can typically be prevented by relaxation and stress-releasing techniques like meditation and taichi. Practice these daily to maintain a healthy lifestyle, free from headaches. And please note that vigorous exercise during a headache episode is not recommended because it can worsen the condition.

Take note: When you experience severe, debilitating headaches that don't respond to over the counter medication, or wake up in the middle of the night with excruciating head pain, visit your physician or the emergency room immediately.

~~ LaguKu UntukMu ~~

Tiada bintang
Dapat menerangkan hati yang telah dicelah
Bagaiku lumpuh tak mampu berdiri
Aku tetap begini
Takkan berubah kerna aku tetap aku
Dan lalu rindumu bukanlah aku

*
Guna hati, akal dan fikiranmu
Berbeza
Kau dan juga aku
Dua hati yang tak mungkin bersatu

Apakah aku
Hanya boneka yang sering engkau mainkan
Yang dikawal oleh jari-jarimu
Ku punya hati dan perasaan
Pernahkah engkau fikirkan
Cukup cukuplah oh cukuplah

(ulang *)

Tak faham tak tahan
Sabarku tak tertahan
Melayan sikapmu perawan
Berbeza-berbeza
Kau dan aku berbeza
Kita memang tak serupa
Bebaskan bebaskan
Ku ingin dilepaskan
Kita tidak sehaluan
Cukuplah sudahlah
Sampai di sini saja
Hubungan kita berdua
Hoa…hoa….hoa…..

(ulang *)

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FWD : MaAFkanlaH..

Ada seorang pemuda yang sangat pemarah. Dia tidak dapat mengawal kemarahannya walaupun ianya hanya satu masalah kecil sahaja. Pada suatu hari, bapanya telah menghadiahkannya dengan seguni paku.
"Untuk apakah paku-paku ini ayah?" tanya pemuda tersebut.
"Setiap kali kamu marah, kamu pakulah tembok batu di hadapan rumah kita ini, bagi melepaskan kemarahan mu" jawab ayahnya.

Pada hari yang pertama sahaja, pemuda itu telah memaku sebanyak 37 batang paku pada tembok batu tersebut. Selepas beberapa minggu, setelah dia dapat mengurangkan kemarahannya, jumlah paku yang digunakan juga berkurangan. Dia mendapati, adalah lebih mudah mengawal kemarahannya dari memukul paku menembusi tembok batu tersebut.

Akhirnya tibalah pada suatu hari, dimana pemuda tersebut tidak marah, walau sekali pun. Dia pun memberitahu ayahnya mengenai perkara tersebut dengan gembira. Bapanya mengucapkan tahniah dan menyuruh dia mencabut kembali paku itu satu persatu, pada setiap hari yang ia lalui tanpa kemarahan.

Hari berganti hari, dan akhirnya dia berjaya mencabut kesemua paku-paku tersebut. Pemuda tersebut lantas memberitahu perkara tersebut kepada bapanya dengan bangganya. Bapanya lantas memimpin tangannya ke tembok tersebut dan berkata "Kau telah melakukannya dengan baik, anakku, tetapi lihatlah kesan lubang-lubang di tembok batu tersebut, tembok itu tidak akan kelihatan sama lagi seperti sebelumnya. Bila kau menyatakan sesuatu atau melakukan sesuatu ketika marah, ianya akan meninggalkan kesan parut dan luka, sama seperti ini. Kau boleh menikam seseorang dengan pisau dan membunuhnya. Tetapi ingatlah, tak kesah berapa kali kau memohon maaf dan menyesal atas perbuatam mu, namun lukanya masih tetap ada. Luka di hati adalah lebih pedih dari luka fizikal.

Sahabat adalah permata yang sukar dicari. Mereka membuatkan kamu ketawa dan menggalakan mu ke arah kejayaan. Sahabat juga adalah seorang pendengar, berkongsi suka dan duka dan sentiasa membuka hatinya kepada kita. Maafkan saya sekiranya saya pernah meninggalkan kesan berlubang di dinding hati anda..

SEM 1 2007/2008 confuse ending

akhirnya tamat sudah pengajian semester 1 sesi 2007/2008.. *heh. sound cam da nk grad je.. haha*
last exam aku 15nov.. tp br semalam btol2 checkout dr Kolej Kediaman Kinabalu, Universitas Malaya.. bukan sebab malas balik umah, tp aku perlu melakukan tugas amal di clg.. *bkn kerja amal cam kat maktab dulu..yg dipantau oleh ustad keder tu.. BUKAN heh*..
tugas amalku ini betol2 amal.. nk tau tugas ape? bole dptkan clue disini.. bole download borang penyertaan skali.. ini projek baeekkk punyerr,... ngehhe ;)


FINAL EXAM

final exam aritu, still bole manage la.. sbb 4 paper je.. tp aku cam bese lar, esoknye exam, mlm ni baru nk stat study.. misae byk tolong.. die la yg menggerakkan aku utk study.. 90% aku stadi ngan die.. n mas jugak.. mis n mas.. thanx a lot dear~ korangla kawan sejati dunia dan akhirat.. *heh.ayat xmo kalah*.. n sape2 yg telibat secara lgsg n xlangsung.. thanx a lot!! hanan, kakshikin.. alisa.. heh. alisa mmg best lar.. keh keh.. exam multimedia.. soalan no4 cam hampeh.. 10mark lak tuh.. mmg xtau nk jawab ape.. xbajet pon soalan camtu yg mau ditanye.. aku pon kurang stadi multimedia.. clas pon xpegi.. mlm tu lbh krg 30min je stadi.. pastu mengarot je lebey.. order mcd la.. mlm tu mmg kurang pahala stadi sbb abg mcd tula.. menyebabkan aku byk menyumpah mlm tu.. yela.. call marah2.. aku mane leh kene marah.. mau angin aku mlm tu.. sabo jela.. seb baek ade hanan n mas.. aku tgk dorg cam kewl, aku pon kewl lar.. oleh krn sifat kewl inila yg sbbkan abg mcd tu rase besalah smpai skrg kowt.. slalu je call aku mau anta makanan la.. apela.. konon nk tebos balik la.. huh.. da r panas baran xpasal2 nk marah org.. skrg mau baik2 lak.. hampeh.. da la sebabkan ko, aku xstadi btol2..

huhuh.. canela naseb paper multi aku.. aku amek tu pon sbb mau skor.. multi adalah subjek pilihan luar jabatan.. mestila pilih nk skor kan.. hurm, paper SE pon susah.. paling susah.. lagi byk aku xle jawab.. soalan de lagi la mengarot.. huhuh. hrap2 leh pass.. aku xmo repeat.. amin..

lagi 1 subjek yg paling aku takot utk direpeat ialah tesis.. hadoi.. cant imagine how to manage if kene repeat neyh.. harap ade keajaiban berlaku.. *Dr. Rodina salah key-in mark utk aku ke~.. jadi A++.. amin..* hehe. mane x cuaknye.. hari de nk key-in mark, baru aku hantar tesis aku.. aku ade ckp kat BieyNGoxX.. "thesisku di hujung tandok rusa".. hadoi~

aku xto nape performance aku sem ni worse than b4.. 1st year xyah crite la.. tu paling worst.. worst than terrible.. time tu bole la nk salahkan sbb becinta.. but now xbecinta pon still same.. huhh.. dunno why la... sem ni mmg xde semangat lgsg nk blaja.. aku harap next sem akan lebih maju.. semoga ALLAH permudahkan segala urusanku.. amin.. insyaALLAH.. malaysia boleh!!

Jika kau fikirkan kau boleh
Kau hampir boleh melakukan
Jika kau fikirkan ragu-ragu
Usahamu tidak menentu

Jika kau fikirkan kekalahan
Kau hampiri kegagalan
Jika kau fikirkan kemenangan
Kau hampiri kejayaan

Engkaulah apa kau fikirkan
Terkandung dalam pemikiran
Berfikir boleh melakukan
Fikirkan boleh

Percaya apa kau lakukan
Tabah apa kau usahakan
Bertindak atas kemampuan
Engkau boleh

* ini lagu inspirasi aku time skul dulu.. aku mmg penoh bermotivasi time tu.. rase cam nk kembali balik ke zaman dulu2.. heh. bole ker? * if only we can turn back d ime~~

~~JiBek oh jIbEK~~

rase cam nk namekan blog ni JIBEK.. as tribute to JIBEK.. ngehhe..
baru lepas tgk crite KERANA CINTAKU SAERAH..
uhuh~ sgt kesian kat JIBEK tu..
cinta jibek sgt agung.. Saerah ni bongok.. last2 cinta kat bapak sendiri.. serve u right..
JIBEK oh JIBEK..

hepi bday madey!!!

bday madey arini.. 18nov2007.. tp sudah di celebr8 awal2.. ngahaha~ ktorg celeb after abis exam 15nov2007.. madey yg beria2 nk blanje kitorg kat myNEWScafe, OU.. aku pon tepikir la nape die ni beria2 sgt.. then, frenster kasi hint.. anta notification upcomin bday.. ngahahha.. di situ, aku mengagak.. "ouh,patotla madey beria nk banje gak time ni.. bday de rupenye".. hahahha.. aku besame rakan2 lain pon plan la nk wat ala2 seprais kat madey..
tp ktorg da rase cam tmpt tu xseswai.. bkn main nk bg cdgn kat madey suh banje tempat lain.. mcm Bora Asmara ker.. penat bukak crite lipas.. tp madey tetap nk myNEWScafe.. hurm..biarlah.. die yg nk banje.. *rezeki jgn ditolak*

oleh krn tmpt tu open gile.. kami terpakse merancang strategi utk sepraiskan madey.. aku n wani gi beli kek kat secret recipe...sementara misae bawak madey jln2 kononnye nk beli topup.. hahahahahaha.. kesian misae..kene bebel2 ngan madey..hahaha.

inilah kami2 yg celeb bday madey.. madey sorg je laki?? xla.. ade lg laki.. yg tukang amek gmbar ni laki.. die sgt pemalu.. cashier pon lelaki.. meja seblah pon ade 2 lelaki yg hensem.. tp dlm pic ni, biarla madey sorg laki.. kasi la die chance nk jadi ala2 'pria terhebat' dikelilingi 7 gadisss *plural of gadis*

dari kiri : al,mis,madey,hanan,mas, noen n at d back is dgreat me.. ;p
ini adalah ketika menunggu seluar Levis madey siap dipotong.. madey mmg da mcm 'pria terhebat'.. byk gile fulus de spent dat day.. blanje mkn 8org.. then, gi shopping jeans levis lak.. fuhh.. kaye.. tp nk bayar parking Ringgit Malaysia Satu sahaja pon berkire.. seb baek ade noen yg baik ati.. ngehhe.. ;)


yg tgh ni la noen.. noen berwajah baru.. *rambot baru sbenanye*.. hehe..


heh~
papepon..
to madey : hepi birthday!!!! wishin u all dat u wish 4 urself~ thanx sbb blanje aritu.. n sori sbb byk bunyik.. n sori sbb 'ter'kutuk ko kat bawah ni.. ngehhe ;p
maap zahir batin..

~ Fwd : eMeL fRom Madey ~

From: Madey m mrdell_06@yahoo.com
To: noien86@yahoo.com; smiled86@yahoo.com; endre21@yahoo.com; alwani_fickry@yahoo.com; spastikerigirl@yahoo.com; chibeemaruko_07@yahoo.com; haniey_apple22@yahoo.com
Sent: Friday, November 16, 2007 10:00:15 PM
Subject: 1 utama

Assalamualaikum n salam sejahtera..

ehhehe firstly nak mintak maaf kat mas coz ari tue membebel ek...
kalo aku tau, mesti aku x bebel...ye arrr..coz perut aku dh lapar,round2 kat OU2 floor, x ker pelik tue, nasib baik x 7 kali, bleh g haji terus.....

n then thanks a lot kat korang sume for that nice cake...
wani n funna, thanks for transport...

haaaa funna wani n nani jgn lupe send gmbar ari tue kat emel aku...nak sume except yg terase ade ambik gmbar sndiri xyah lar yek...ngeh2
n sape2 ambik gmbar pkai phone kmera, dh transfer kat laptop, send kat aku gak

haaaa honestly aku rase mkanan ari tue, kureng sedap...x sesedap mase aku mkntime practical dulu...ntah pasal lamb chop die liat..tapi tempat tue ok sebenarnyer..mee udon die pon sedap..dimakan panas2..kat situ biasenyer mee yg berkuah sedap..chinese mee n japanese soup kot..ape bnde ntah name btol mkanan tue

sorilar yek kalo ade sape2 x puas hati, ganggu xtvt lain, or terase mcm memakse korang keluar ari tue...main point aku satu jek..aku nak TUNAIKAN JANJI belanje korang...at least aku cube tunaikan...itupon fard xde..susah sgat nak kumpulkan korang....maaflar tmpat tue x xclusive, biase jek..tue jek tmpat yg aku mampu..:P...insyaAllah lain kali, ade duit aku blanje korang lagi di tempat yg lebih xclusive n mahal....(kalo gaji rm10000 lar)

lastly..nak ckap sket..
to ********..baju yg ko pkai hari tue..ade koyak sket..baik ko check..bhye tue..hehehe
nak ckap ari tue kang spoil lak..rilek2..aku pon pernah pkai baju koyak, kat leher lagi..time raye bru2 nih..dh lepasjalan2, kat umah bru perasan, malu x hengat...

n to funna, lawa baju ko hari tue..baju J.Lo (jeniffer lopez) versi sopan..kah2..nak puji ari tue kang ko kembang lak...

haaaa ni kronologi pasal kek tue..
- b4 wani suh aku change place ngan die, aku dh perasan mamat 2 org tue prepare kek... aku ckap ngan shitek..."eh ade kek arrr..secret recipe..besar lak tue.." shitek senyap jek
- n then lepas chnge place, aku tgok yg sebelah kite tue mamat 2 org lelaki, xkan diorang celebrate birthday kot..
- yg kat dlam cafe, ade 1 family, n another meja lain yg ade org...eh ni sure bukan diorg punyer...
- mase ambik2 gmbar tue, aku perasan dengan kerlingan mataku(heheheheh) kek tue menghala kat meje kite sume
- seriusly aku pk time tue, management cafe tue nak buat suprise for all of us..maybe die tgok kite meriah sgat kot... x pk lgsung psal birthday aku
- smpailar kek tue smpai, korg wish birthday, n nmpak name aku kat kek tue...bru perasan..hehee

k arrr penat bebel....
chow dulu..ade sesape rase nak blanje lepas nih, dipersilakan,,perutku sentiasa terbuka....
tibe2 teringat kat mamat gigil+blur my news cafe ari tue...(waiter baru agaknyer, sure!!!!)


commentku:-
madey ni kan... suke je mengarah.. xtau la ape die pikir.. tp kadang2 tu aku rase cam ayat tu xbrape btol la.. tgk la ayat dlm emel ni pon..
aku rase madey ni kene amek kursus tambahan la.. hhahahahhahaah ;p

em, menjadi x seprais tu?? aku igt da xjadi.. sbb aku nmpak si kodir ni menjeling2 kat bdk bwk kek tu time tgh bergambar sakan.. heh. bdk tu pon 1 hal.. hadoi..

aku rase tempat tu xbest n xseswai utk celeb bday *surprise party la*..

tp overall, ok la kan.. sume enjoy.. thanx a lot heh madey.. lainkali nk banje jgn segan2 btau..
lastly.. fwenship forever.. *xtau nape aku nk ckp ni.. sbb kwn aku byk sebot ni kowt*

"FRIENDSHIP IS A NEVERENDING STORY"

~ CongratzZ to MidjaH ~

15nov2007.. midjah grad.. c0ngrato de amor~
sori sbb aku xle pegi.. 15nov last paper aku.. abes paper, kawan2 aku ade plan lain..
nk tau ape plan? bace entry di atas..
ngehhe..

c0ngratz midjah!!!

pic ni aku grab dr frenster midjah.. s0ri midjah.. aku terpakse mem-'black&white'-kan pic ni memandangkan current theme bg blog ini ialah 'black&white'.. if nk pic kaler2, tunggu aku tukar theme dulu heh.. nga nga..

inilah Midjah @ Nor Hamiza Abd Wahab. Classmate mase form5 kat MRSM Kuantan..

*MRSM Kuantan da nk tutop.. huhuh.. nk tau sebabnye click --> http://save.kuatagh.net/ aku? redha jela.. tp aku sign gak petition selamatkan MRSM Kuantan.. nk sign jugak? click disini --> Selamatkan MRSM Kuantan .. jgn lupa bagi ucapan skali.. ngehhe ;p Sume org dialu2kan.. tidak terhad kpd warga MRSM sahaja.. terbuka kpd sape2 yg menyokong ini*

Sekian..

wallahu 'alam

:: dA Q & A ::

Q. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A. A Fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito

Q. What is the Plural of Baby?
A. Twins

Q. What flies but never moves?
A. Flag

Q. If u say something i'm gone
A. Silence

Q. 100 men tied with one belt ,what isit ?
A. broom.

Q. Who can raise things whithout lifting them?
A. farmer

Q. What is tougher than fitting an elephant in a car???
A. Fitting a pregnant elephant

Q. What is tougher than fitting a pregnant elephant in a car???
A. Making the elephant pregnant in the car

Q. Why are there fences around cemeteries ?
A. Because people are dying to get in!

Q. What did 2 walls say to one another?
A. Lets meet in a corner.

Q. What goes up but never comes down?
A. Age

Q. How will u confuse a sardar?
A. ask him t find a corner in a circle.

Q. And how will the sardar confuse u?
A. He will find the one.

Q. Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
A. Fallen Leaves.

Q. I'm not really more than holes tied to more holes. I'm strong as good steel, though not as stiff as a pole. What am I?
A. Steel chain

Q. What is thin,long and white in colour
A. White thread

Q. What is thin,long and black in colour
A. Shadow of the white thread

Q. What will a cow give when it earthquakes?
A. Milk shake

Q. Peter was out walking one day. He met his father-in-law's only daughter's mother-in-law. What did Peter call her?
A. Mom

Q. I never ask questions but I get lots of answers. What am I?
A. DoorBell

Q. The maker doesn't want it, the buyer never uses it and the user never sees it.
A. The Coffin

Q. The more you take the more you leave behind.
A. Footsteps

Q. What is the plural of Man?
A. Men

Q. You look at me, I look at you. You raise your right, I raise myleft. What am I?
A. Mirror

Q.What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
A. Dam!

Q. What kind of animal, walks on four legs, then two, and finally three.
A. MAN (crawls, walks, and walks with acane).

kerusi itu...

mengapakah kerusi itu disitu??
adakah kerana kerusi dan dinding itu tidak dapat dipisahkan??

~wallahualam~

exam is over~
yeah!!!!

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